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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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They put up a sign reading

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

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No go.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

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